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Sha Genda uranyishe kabisa! Hari hashize igihe nta rwenya runsekeje bigeze aha! Damn  !
| "theones" a écrit: | | Umugabo witwa Rukundo yinjiye mukabari i Hamburg yaka ikirahure cya manyinya yicara kuri Comptoir. Hashize akanya hinjira abakiriya bose baramusuhuza bati komera Ruku. Nyuma yaho haza abandi ba mukerarugendo badakomoka aho ariko uko binjiye bose bati bite Rukundo. Nyiri akabari arabyitegereza aramubaza ati ariko hari umuntu utakuzi? Rukundo ati ntawe nzi utanzi! Nyiri akabari ati na Burugumesitiri w'umujyi yaba akuzi? Undi afata Handy arahamagara. Nyiri akabari yumva ijwi rya Von Beust(Burugumesitiri) ritangara ngo eh rastaman (niko inshuti ze zimwita) ngo umboneye akanya ko kunterefona! Nuko nyiri akabari arumirwa, biramutangaza ariko ntiyashirwa. Kugirango amumare gushidikanya aramubwira ati reka mpamagare Chancelier! Afata Handy arahamgara. Nyiri akabari yumva Schröder ngo Eh Rastaman bite ko wabuze! Umutima wenda guhagarara ariko Rukundo aramubwira ati na Papa Yohani Paul dusangira divayi nyiri akabari ati kugirango mbyemere keretse umushuhuje turi kumwe. Baragenada n'i Roma (Vatikani) bahageze Papa aza kuri Balcon.Rukundo yurira ingazi asanga Papa wa munyakabari asigara kukibuga nabandi bashengereye i Vatikani. Paul amubonye ati bite Theo?(Son Prenom) aramuhobera cyane bakiramukanya, babona wa mucuruzi yituye hasi agwa igihumura. Ubwo Rukundo aza yiruka ngo arebe ibibaye, amugeze iruhande asanga amaze kuzanzamuka. Aramubaza ati niki ubaye undi ati hari umwe mubakirisitu wari aha iruhande rwanjye umbajije ngo uriya musaza wambaye ikanzu uri iruhande rwa Rukundo ni nde?!!!!
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eric
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19/7/2007 10:25 | Sujet du message:
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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khalid
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uraho amakulu ki?
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Abakobwa babiri bagiye kuri hotel intercontinental i Kigali bafata ascenseur ibajyana muri etage ya nyuma. Umwe abwira mugenzi we ati: " Hano haranuka imboro." Mugenzi we ati: "
Imboro se wayikurahe ko ari igituba cyange gituze umubi"!
----- Message d'origine -----
----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
Abakobwa babiri bagiye kuri hotel intercontinental i Kigali bafata ascenseur ibajyana muri etage ya nyuma. Umwe abwira mugenzi we ati: " Hano haranuka imboro." Mugenzi we ati: "
Imboro se wayikurahe ko ari igituba cyange gituze umubi"!
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nkundimana
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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pacific
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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theogene
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ndashaka ko twajya twungurana ibitekerezo, tukaba inshtuti
icyo muzi mu kamenyesha nange bikaba uko.mwakoresha
ikinyarwanda
ikirundi
francais
english
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habiyakare
Soudan |
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Mukomere
umupadiri yaje i Rda ajya mu Biryogo gushaka kwiga tumwe mu tugambo tw'ikinyarwanda yazakoresha atanga misa,nuko ahura na mayibobo zimuha ibisobanuro:
bati urutoki rwitwa:IMBORO,umunwa ukitwa:IGITUBA
padiri yadufashe mu buryo bumworoheye kucyumweru byaratinze ajya gutanga misa,yigishije birebire mu gukunda YESU,mu mpera y'inyigisho ati:abazi ko bakunda YESU bashyire imboro zabo hejuru!!abakristo barumirwa bifata ku munwa,nawe ati:ko mbabwira gushyira imboro zanyu hejuru mukazishyira ku bituba!!!!!!!!bifata imbavu basohokera rimwe.
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snoop
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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Salwa
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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RWIBIBAYA
France |
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Yewe genda urasogesheje!Uziko unteye guseka nanjye nkibonaaho ntabonaga. Komeza usetse abawe Byendagusetsa we ! Uri umuti w´amenyo uretseko utaretse nyahisha!
Gira so kandi ugire Imana !
----- Message d'origine -----
----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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Zayino saidi
Kenya |
Posté le:
16/3/2007 16:38 | Sujet du message:
RE: Byendaguseka | |
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Umusaza yarageze igihe katakizamuka (imboro), umugoroba umwe yicaye imbere y'amashyiga igishura kivaho maze imboro ikubitwa n'ubushyuhe irazamuka. Mugenzi we yarimo yandurura ibintu abishyira munzu. Umusaza abonye ko agakoresho ke kaza kumanuka nyirakanaka atarahegera, akurura igishirira munsi ya ya ntindi yareze maze akayibiwira ati: "uramanuka urashya" agacishamo agahamagara umugore ati (dore ko nawe yarabikeneye)banguka hano twihe akabyizi kijoro.
----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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emman
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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ndizeye
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----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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theones
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Umugabo witwa Rukundo yinjiye mukabari i Hamburg yaka ikirahure cya manyinya yicara kuri Comptoir. Hashize akanya hinjira abakiriya bose baramusuhuza bati komera Ruku. Nyuma yaho haza abandi ba mukerarugendo badakomoka aho ariko uko binjiye bose bati bite Rukundo. Nyiri akabari arabyitegereza aramubaza ati ariko hari umuntu utakuzi? Rukundo ati ntawe nzi utanzi! Nyiri akabari ati na Burugumesitiri w'umujyi yaba akuzi? Undi afata Handy arahamagara. Nyiri akabari yumva ijwi rya Von Beust(Burugumesitiri) ritangara ngo eh rastaman (niko inshuti ze zimwita) ngo umboneye akanya ko kunterefona! Nuko nyiri akabari arumirwa, biramutangaza ariko ntiyashirwa. Kugirango amumare gushidikanya aramubwira ati reka mpamagare Chancelier! Afata Handy arahamgara. Nyiri akabari yumva Schröder ngo Eh Rastaman bite ko wabuze! Umutima wenda guhagarara ariko Rukundo aramubwira ati na Papa Yohani Paul dusangira divayi nyiri akabari ati kugirango mbyemere keretse umushuhuje turi kumwe. Baragenada n'i Roma (Vatikani) bahageze Papa aza kuri Balcon.Rukundo yurira ingazi asanga Papa wa munyakabari asigara kukibuga nabandi bashengereye i Vatikani. Paul amubonye ati bite Theo?(Son Prenom) aramuhobera cyane bakiramukanya, babona wa mucuruzi yituye hasi agwa igihumura. Ubwo Rukundo aza yiruka ngo arebe ibibaye, amugeze iruhande asanga amaze kuzanzamuka. Aramubaza ati niki ubaye undi ati hari umwe mubakirisitu wari aha iruhande rwanjye umbajije ngo uriya musaza wambaye ikanzu uri iruhande rwa Rukundo ni nde?!!!!
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alex
Niue |
Posté le:
8/1/2007 21:13 | Sujet du message:
RE: Byendaguseka | |
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hahahaaaa Ingabire rwose uri igitangaza ... icyakunyereke gusa! komera cane.
----- Message d'origine -----
----- Message d'origine -----
Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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senkware
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Igituba n,imboro byaliho biyaga igiyuba kilitsemura ngo Tseeeeeee!
Imboro iti:urakire ndagukunda
Igituba kiti:ugukunda nijye jye ukumira sinkurye
Amabya ati:ndabumva murashaka kunyica.
Imbeba y,ikigabo yaliho itereta iyingore iti: Mbega ndabona ufite ibintu biryoshye!!!!!
Iyingore iti: Akajangwe ntikabinigana..
Impyisi yishe umukecuru iramurya igeze mumaguru igikubise amaso iti: Ahaaaaaaaaa! bambeshyere ngo nijye wamwishe ubundi kino gikomere yali kuzagikira.
Ngo iyo imboro zanze kwambuka ushyira igituba hakurya.
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